20 Funny Mom Quotes That Will Bring Some Joy To Your Day!

I don’t know about your kids, but my kids are so fun to be with 🙂

They can say the cutest things without even trying. Sometimes even the little things that they get upset about can bring a smile to my face, because it often highlights their innocence, which is the part of them that I just want to hold onto forever. Even watching my kids break out into a random dance or song, melts my heart❤️

I have to be real, though, and acknowledge that they can also bring on stress.

If you’re like me, though, you probably have days when you just don’t feel like smiling. I mean, children are emotional, irrational, and self-absorbed little humans, just as we all were when we were little lol. Caring for our little humans can be overwhelming. The pressure of it can sometimes make us lose sight of the fun of parenting.

In my previous post, 7 Ways to Overcome Mom Burnout, I share effective tips on how to tackle the common feeling of burnout that moms often feel. One of my most helpful tips, is to encourage moms to find creative ways to put a smile on your faces. If you’re like me, though, you probably have days when you just don’t feel like smiling. But guess what? The act of smiling, even when you don’t necessarily feel like it, can actually improve your mood.

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” — Unknown

In their article, Surprising Health Benefits of Smiling, on Henry Ford Health, Dr. Earlexia Norwood explains how smiling can boost our mood, reduce blood pressure, increase endurance, reduce pain and stress, and strengthen our immune systems. I mean…Wow!

This is why I am here to remind you of the joys that comes with mom-life!

I gathered a list of funny mom-quotes that I found online, to bring some smiles and joy to your day. Sometimes we just have to laugh at life, and maybe even at ourselves, in order to decrease stress and enjoy our days a little. I encourage you to refer back to this post when you’re feeling aggravated, stressed, or if you just want to crack a smile!

Enjoy!

• I have two moods: Constant Worrying about Every Little Detail ….Or It is What it is 🤷🏽‍♀️

• It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

• My superpower is picking the slowest moving line in the grocery store.

• I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot

• I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon

• I already want to nap tomorrow.

• You can’t scare me. I have two daughters.

• It’s not easy being a mother. It it were easy, father’s would do it.

• Mom sleep. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep

• Just saw 3 people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up….and close the blinds

• My wife said that if I don’t get off my computer and help with the dishes, she’ll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she jokinjjlcslkjichuhefbbvdajack”k_ibbdidvhadb

• I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

• You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

• My kids laugh because they think I’m crazy. I laugh because they don’t know it’s hereditary.

• To be honest, I’m just winging it. Life, motherhood, my eye-liner. Everything.

• Got up this morning and ran around the block 5 times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box.

• Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

• Mombie: A mom who is beyond exhausted but stays up late anyhow since it’s her only opportunity for kid free time.

• Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me Also husband: Have you seen my wallet? Did you bring my jacket? Where did we park? I don’t have any clean underwear.

• Silence is golden…except if you have kids, then it’s suspicious…

I hope these funny mom quotes brought a smile to your face! Being a parent can be stressful at times, so why not give yourself a reason to smile, laugh and just have fun 🙂

Share your own mom jokes in the comments and let’s all have a good laugh together!

Be well!

~Val

Sarah said, “God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.”

Genesis 21:6 NIV